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Monday, January 1, 2007
It's 2007 which means that by about April I will have finally remember to write 2007 and not 2006, for some reason my brain takes a long time to adapt to new years.
Well the plans changed last night, John came round and we did indeed end up at the Bike N Hounds, but about 11:30PM I was very bored and decided I was gonna go home. John decided we should sod it and go to Rockworld, I decided that was bad, John said he was paying and I saw that it was good.
Ended up in there just before midnight, I got a tiny bit drunk but not too much as the family are around today, in fact my little nephew Ashley helped wake me up by stomping round the house like a bloody elephant :p Luckily I'm not hungover or that would have really hurt my head. I thought I was too old for all this partying nowadays but I'm very quickly getting back into the swing of things.
Back to work tomorrow which so isn't fair, they should give me the whole week off as well. Not sure what plans are next week but I know we're definitly ending up in Rockworld on Friday.
Saw Noel and a few other people I knew last night which was cool, Noel was on a hunt for minge ... just for a change :p Finally managed to get home about 5 after we had to detour in a taxi to pick up John's ex from a house .... as you do.
Oh well, a bit of time on the old interweb then I better go and be social with the family, plus I think I can smell pie :D
Current mood:  happy Current music: Mindless Self Indulgence - Played
Sunday, December 31, 2006
Well my plans to stay in and be miserably bored have been foiled. My friend John has kindly informed me that he's coming round, we're drinking a lot of whisky very fast then going to the Bike N Hounds where we will do our best not to get accosted by scary biker women. It's absolute desperation but it's better than doing nothing lol.
My God! I am so absolutely completely and utterly bored out of my wits. I really shouldn't have stayed in, I should have found something to do dammit! Oh well, I must just sleep away until 2007 or something, then probably get woke up by my phone at 12:00 with new year texts by people leading more exciting nights than me. Ah well, looks like I'll have to go and fiddle with my 360 for a bit.
Current mood:  bored
Well things went pretty well, we talked a bit, and decided that we are going to stay friends and still hang about sometimes, she didn't try and stab me or shoot me or gouge out my eyes or put bunnies in pans which is definitly a good thing. She knows I've done the right thing and just wants to get on with her life now.
I was dreading it so I'm glad it's turned out well.
So now I can get on with the rest of my very likely dull new year :p
Current mood: relieved Current music: MSI - Shut Me Up
Sadie is gonna be here very soon to collect her stuff, this is probably going to be strange and awkward, so just getting some last minute netting in before she comes, this will either be very forced civil or she'll savagely attack me, one of the two. I'll post later if I'm still in one piece :p
Current mood:  anxious Current music: silence
At last I've managed to become tired, about bloody time, into the pit that is my bed I go :)
Current mood:  sleepy
Oh yes, I forgot, when that evil Gibbo was sticking wrestling stickers on peoples unsuspecting backs I didn't realise that the little bastard had got me, I awoke this morning to find a Shelton Benjamin WWE sticker on the back of my t-shirt .... you will pay Gibbo. I'll forgive him though because he entertained us all Friday night with his supercamp dancing, Me and Chris have seen it many times but still had to giggle, Laura and Helen havent seen it before and nearly fell on the floor laughing. I need to capture his dance on video and slam it on MySpace ..... and thus the seeds of revenge are sewn :D
Current mood: Scheming Current music: Kate Bush - Running Up That Hill
I never can think of subject titles.
It's 10 to midnight and I'm completely wide awake, tis not good, I should have gone to Rockworld and would have if I knew I'd have all this damned energy.
Looks like a quiet new years eve for me tomorrow, people are mainly off doing family things so looks like I'll be staying in and playing my xbox 360, or mooching about online in case some of you weirdos are about :p
Back in work on Tuesday at 6 in the morning, which sucks. Got a few things to do next week at least, Mr Chris will probably be coming down one night to chill and I think me and Laura are going to go for a couple of drinks one night, then Friday will be Rockworld with Chris, Laura and Helen again which will mean me drinking whisky again, then at the south central Helen will make us all drink those evil blue sour things again despite our best efforts to protest, then in Rockworld Laura will probably force Orange VHF thingies on me again and make me dance to things. No doubt I'll see Mr Noel there on another mission for minge, his sole purpose in life :p
So yeah, should be a fun week apart from the being in work at 6 thing, that sucks, but if they want to pay me good money to sit in that nice warm office and not do a lot then who am I to argue :p
Current mood:  hyper Current music: Adam & The Ants - Antmusic
Saturday, December 30, 2006
Well yet another of my rare very occasional posts. I am back to being Captain Single again. Me and Sadie broke up yesterday, I hated having to do it but my feelings for her had changed and I just didn't feel that way about her anymore, after we spoke it turned out that she had stopped loving me a while ago too, so it's for the best for both of us.
Went out last night and had an amazing night, met up with Chris, Gibbo, James, Laura and Helen and some others and much drunkeness ensued, started off in the grand central before moving on to Rockworld. Also met mr Noel, one of the few people who still keeps a journal on here, and he was his usual silly Noely self :p
Definitly one of the best nights I've had in a long long time, was with Laura most of the night as everyone else kept running off and disappearing, probably doing naughty bad drunken things. Gibbo was sticking wrestling stickers on people for some strange reason .. as you do.
So looks like I'll be doing a regular out and drinky lifestyle once more. Was tempted to go tonight but nah, I'll give it a miss until next week I think.
Current mood: sleepy Current music: Mindless Self Indulgence - Shut Me Up
Thursday, August 31, 2006
No really, I'm very glad, why doesn't that overrated undertalented smug faced git just come out of the closet, everyone knows he's a wufter and has had man love with all of the Scissor Sisters, but still he denies it. Anyway rant over, had to put up with Robbie's songs about 30 times in 3 days at work, and I hate him.
Right not updated this thing since bloody may ... right well, I;m 28 now, turned this infernal age on the 9th of August, and I feel nloody old. A month or so ago I ended up going back to my old haunts, Rockworld and the Ritz, The Ritz has managed to get even worse than I remembered it, and that really is a monumentous achievment considering how dire it was in the first place, but I had fun because it was my mate Chris' birthday and I was very very drunk.
Got myself a new PC as my last one was getting slower than a council estate scally's thought patterns, though I had to take it back because it was a faulty one, so got this one to replace it and luckily this one works.
Sadie is off fishing with her dad next weekend, so I'm quite tempted to go out and play at Rockworld on the Saturday, just depends if I can rope one of my friends into it, Chris won't take much roping as soon as alcohol is mentioned.
Oh yeah, I;ve passed my first 2 courses at Uni, nearly finished my 3rd and starting my 4th in October, thats going well.
One day I'll actually start posting these things regular. I'll try and actually come back tomorrow and post ... that'll be a first :p
Current mood:  busy Current music: not Knobbie Williams I assure you
Monday, May 29, 2006
I recieved a message from LJ that a certain smiley diamond type person had noticed I hadn't updated for a long time and though I jolly well should, so here I am :p
I passed that silly fork lift truck test so now earn a whopping extra £20 a week, last time I felt that much excitement was when I saw some paint drying very slowly.
Been ill recently with the killer cold from hell, which basically had me puking and sniffling and coughing and swearing, and sniffling more and generally just feeling poo, and the stupid damn cough won't go away GRRRRRR!
I'm still madly in love with my x-box 360, I think Sadie is planning on having it killed so she can get some attention :p Speaking of Sadie, she's passed her driving test and is now the proud owner of a car, no more getting trains for me, she can come pick me up :p
Going to see Lordi in October, I can't believe they won the Eurovision song contest, that was so cool, I just hope now that the masses have heard of them that they don't turn out crappity crap crap.
Hmmm, what else has changed, a friend of ours now owns a pub, which is great, cheap alcohol and a place to say if said alcohol and gravity gang up too much. Still doing university and not doing too badly at it, getting good marks.
Once I've paid for my next uni course I'm gonna get driving lessons myself, it's about time, I'm not getting any younger, 28 in August, 20 bloody 8!!!! If I was Darth Vader I'd say Noooooooooooooooooooooo!
Decided to buy King Kong the other day and give it a try .... Noooooooooooooo! It was a little bit crap and boring and dull, so won't be watching that again.
My god, I haven't been to Rockworld for aaaaaaaages, it must be about 2 years ago since I went, I should probably return one day and see if the place has managed to get even worse.
Okay, thats enough typing, I should really go to bed, lots of work to be done tomorrow, 2 days bloody orders for me to load, the fun never ends.
Current mood: tired Current music: Lordi - Devil Is A Loser
Sunday, February 5, 2006
I've finally managed to drag myself away from my new toy long enough to actually do an update. Not much has happened as I have been away in the land of the X-Box 360 for the vast majority of the last month, and on the odd occasion I have not been playing it then I've been doing university work, which is beginning to get a bit harder now and hurt my poor brain.
The rest of my time has been taken up of course by the evils of work. I'm being put in for my fork lift truck lisence this month, starting on the 13th of all bloody days, by the end of that week I shall either driving the fork lift trucks and earning an extra £20 a week (woohoo feel my sarcastic enthusiasm) or I will have killed someone trying. (The second one sounds more fun)
I wish they'd promote me as well and give me more money, perhaps I shall have to bump off one of my higher-ups and open up a position ... hmmmmm I think I need to borrow someone's trained squad of killer cats :p
Sadie is still somehow managing to put up with me, though she shouted at me in her sleep last night, she woke me up by pulling all the covers off me, then I tried to get it back and she shouted "That isn't the cover!!!!" ... which was even more scary considering she wasn't awake lol. I did sneakily manage to get the cover back after though :p
My brother and his girlfriend came round yesterday (they always come on Saturdays) along with my nephew and niece, and also another baby that they've aquirred for the week, it screams .... a lot ... thank god they're only looking after it for a week ... I'm not a baby person, I have no paternal instinct whatsoever, I don't look at a baby and see cute, I look at a baby and see a ticking timebomb of puke, plop and piss.
Current mood: tired Current music: Disturbed - Land Of Confusion
Tuesday, January 10, 2006
Woooooh! My X-Box 360 arrived today, and the box even contained a genuine 360 and not a pile of bricks like some people got on e-bay. Since I got home from work I've been playing it solidly, and almost pooed myself several times! (I got Condemned < tis very scary)
The mother has kicked me off for an hour while she watches something on TV, but then I shall be back on, beating people with blunt objects and loving it :)
Current mood: ecstatic Current music: The sounds of the PC Fan
Sunday, January 8, 2006
Oh well, I've just spent a ridiculous amount getting an x-box 360 on E-Bay ... silliness to the tune of £405 ... but in my defense Amazon are a bunch of knobheads with all the customer service skills of a mute psycopath. I sent them a long e-mail enquiring about the current stock situation, and they thoughtfully didn;t even read it and sent back an automated e-mail exactly the same as previous e-mails from them. So I decided they could kiss my arse, and kiss my money goodbye, and I took great pleasure in pressing the cancel order button.
So now my new (and expensive X-Box 360 should be arriving by courier Tuesday morning, so my brother is waiting in for it as I am at that bastion of excitement known as work.
It was mum's birthday yesterday so the family was round, and the neighbours from across the road. I got drunk and giggled to myself a lot while watching silly videos. I neglected Sadie a bit this weekend, so I'll have to be good and pay her lots of attention next weekend.
A lot of you are probably feeling very sick at the disgusting amount of money I've just parted with but ... erm .... tough titties :p Me decided to be big baby and throw expensive tantrum I WANT IT! I WANT IT! I WANT IT! MWARRRRRRRR!
Okay, got that out of my system. Got to do silly amounts of studying tomorrow night to make time for silly amounts of playing on Tuesday :p
Current mood: satisfied Current music: Nine Inch Nails - Sin
Monday, January 2, 2006
New year was quiet, Sadie and her bro dragged me out to Maxime's on Friday but it was crapper than Crappy McCrap and we came home after 30 minutes, I was drunk, very drunk, but not drunk enough to cope with the crapness of that night. New year's eve was spent drinking coffee, playing on the X-Box and watching Devil's Rejects and Land of The Dead.
Land of the Dead was a lot better than I expected, would definitly recommend to anyone, unless there's kids watching, definitly not a child friendly film :p
None that anyone cares but the stupid x-box 360 still hasn't arrived grrrrrr.
Back to work tomorrow ... don't wanna :( Evil pooey work, oh well, no work means no money and I likes my money.
HAPPY NEW YEAR to everyone, I'm off to listen to 80s yuppy music such as Huey and Phil Collins ... as you do on a Monday ... I have to stop watching American Psycho, it's having a very bad influence on me.
Current mood:  silly Current music: Disturbed - Land Of Confusion
Wednesday, December 28, 2005
Well, still waiting for that god-forsaken plastic bastard X-Box, damn you amazon you amazonial shits!!!! grrrrr.
Anyway, a late MERRY CHRISTMAS to those bored people who actually read this. Christmas wasn't too bad, I drunk lots of whisky, which is never (usually) a bad thing, got lots of pressies, including Season 3 & 4 of Alias, and Batman Begins, and whisky. Christmas day everyone came to my house, Boxing Day at my nans, where like a bunch of saddos we spent 6 hours playing DVD Who want's to be a Millionaire trying to get the non-existent 1 million .. and to wipe that look of Tarrant's face ... bastard. Sadie was over from Friday until yesterday night so got to spend more time with her.
Was back in evil work this morning, and on overtime, which meant getting out of bed before 5AM, which my body and brain were none too pleased about, and it was bloody cold. Work went by as slowly as it could manage. Plotting one of my supervisor's murder, the old welsh bastard is moving house and trying to think of ways to get rid of his cat, none of his ways are humane, such as drowning or throwing it on the motorway, if he kills the cat I shall be forced to remove his windpipe using a plastic chippy fork and lots of salt.
Just about to go and watch Neighbours. I still haven't worked out why I do this. Neighbours is crap, I know it's crap, but yet I still feel I have to watch it, like not being able to take your eyes off a horrific car crash or something.
Anyway, I shall go before the shock of me updating yet again kills someone.
Merry belated Cbristmas once again.
Current mood: groggy Current music: Within Temptation - Memories
Monday, December 19, 2005
Well in another episode of the exciting life of that creature that is me, I am struggling with the overwhelming powers of laziness in an attempt to get up and go buy cigarettes. I really should quit smoking these evil sticks of agonizing cancerous death, but I'm a coward, and the effort is too great. I shall make another half-arsed attempt in the new year though, just so I can whine with all the other idiots like me about how hard it is and how we just can't stop, when what we really mean is we're wimps and don't like withdrawing.
Work was fun today, or at least it would be fun if I was a pathalogical liar ... meaning it was shit, but it gives me money to buy me nice things. I really should get promoted, but due to my refusal to blow the people in charge I shall never be promoted, I heard only people who can take a shot in the mouth get promoted. I'd rather have crap pay than a salty taste in my mouth.
Okay, I'm gonna sign off, then I'll get nicotine ... then I'll ... erm ... I have no idea.
Current mood: lazy Current music: Kate Bush - Running Up That Hill
Some strange unseen force has made me mysteriously end up on this website for the first time in aaaaggggeeeesssssss!!!
Well what's going on with my life, well I'm furiously waiting for my long overdue X-Box 360, but I shall speak not of this as I will fly into an essay length rant, and that would be very dull.
I'm still working in the same pooey warehouse, except now I don't pick orders, I'm in charge of loading, woo hoo, big thrills I think not :p but it is slightly more bearable than walking the aisles like a zombie with a scan gun.
In a strange (and expensive) twist to my life I recently began an Honours Degree course in computing, and so far doing well, over 90% in all my assignments, not bad when I'm doing full time work as well as studying.
Still with my wonderful and silly girfriend Sadie :p She's learning to drive at the moment so I advise everyone not to cross any roads in Wigan :p just kidding.
I have become obsessed with e-bay again, selling silly things to make me enough money to buy all the Japanese and Korean movies I want. I could get them from HMV but I refuse to give those rip-off merchants a penny of my cash. £20 for a foreign DVD?!!! Kiss my buttocks HMV, kiss em reeeeeal good!
Looking forward to Christmas (except for lack of X-Box 360) and the drunkeness that will likely result from this.
Anyway, merry Christmas everybody, and for god's sake remember no to eat that yellow snow.
Current mood: sleepy Current music: Within Temptation - Ice Queen
Thursday, December 2, 2004
Well I dragged my butt into work this morning, which was in retrospect a very silly thing to do, as I now feel ten times more shitty, someone should make colds illegal. I think I shall be having an early night tonight so I can hopefully sleep off the rest of it, though I shall have to give my Xbox some attention first of course.
At some point I'll have to have a shave, and Sadie has ordered me to remove my claws before I see her, due to me cutting her hand open by accident during a wrapping paper fight :p My fingernails seem to become as strong as steel and twice as sharp, I've cut myself with them a couple of times just scratching an itch :/ Oh well, they'll be gone some time tonight, when I can be arsed finding nail cutty things.
Anyway enough boring dribble, time to check the net for a few minutes then onto the Xbox to hit things with a sword a lot.
Current mood: tired Current music: Life Of Agony - Through and Through
Wednesday, December 1, 2004
Oh well, it's been a month since I last updated, because I'm crap and always get too lazy to update, I'll try and stop it and be a good little journal writer :p
I've been off work for the last three days due to having an absolute shitter of a cold, I think I'll be well enough to go back in tomorrow though, yay 2 days of non stop order picking action, I can hardly wait (wipes the dripping sarcasm away)
So what's new in the world of Stu? Well I have been doing lots of spending, in the last month since I updated I have bought 1 X-Box, a gun for the X-Box and house of the dead 3, another 9 games for the x-box, I have also bought a nice Dimmu Borgir T-shirt, a pentagram pendant thingy with 5 red stones in it, and I have bought the latest Nightwish album, and a more expensive box set album thingy with 4 Nightwish albums on it. I think I have bought other expensive things but memory escapes me.
In the last month apart from work I have been to the Bike N Hounds a few times, once with John and Tori who a few readers will know, and a couple of times with Sadie. We went to Maximes for Sadie's birthday but we didn't stay long as me and Sadie both got very ill from alcohol, damn you alcohol and your evilness.
This weekend we're going to say at Sadie's mum's boyfriend Sean's expensive cottagey thing in the country, though I shall resist the urge to sing a certain Blur song from fear of being disowned.
I'm trying to think of anything else that's happened ... erm ... my friend Chris came with me to Sadies a couple of weekends ago, just after Sadies birthday, but he was the only one drinking due to the previously mentioned alcohol illness. Chris is one of the only friends I still really see now, I still see John and Tori occasionally, I should really see them more since they live less than 5 minutes walk from me. I still see my friend Ben, though he's just got a PS2 so he'll be a hermit for sometime. I should arrange to get out to Rockworld someday soon so I can see all my rockworldy friends again, it's just that evil work thing that gets in the way, working is such a giant pain in the arse.
Oh well, time to go and snot everywhere, bye for now.
Current mood:  sick Current music: Nightwish - Nemo
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